I know you never read these. Why would you? It's sorta like having a diary, only less girly. But I mean, it's kinda nice to just... Talk to somebody.
Believe it or not, it's actually pretty lonely here at my castle nowadays. Ever since I lost Clucky, I haven't had anyone around. How's Zoey doing? Does she still have that mushroom fetish thing? I hope you two are doing well. You'd make an adorable couple, you know that?
We should get together sometime for tea or something. I've got Jaffas off the wazoo here, if you wanted some. We never really hang out anymore; not since we were kids. Y'know?
Anyways, I have some experimenting to do, so I'll write you later.
Your Friend, Duncan
Sjin's been getting really annoying lately. Even more so than usual, and we both know that's saying something! He keeps stealing my stuff and griefing my builds. I mean, I do it right back, but that's not the po